SAS: Red Notice is the latest Sky Original film to premiere on the satellite platform and unfortunately it’s another dead duck. Based on the book of the same name by Andy McNab, the plot is about a family-based, terrorist group known as the “Black Swans” who take over […]
Ben Shephard is one dull, bland, vanilla motherfucker. Originally appearing in teeny-breakfast TV shows The Bigger Breakfast and T4, it seems that Shephard has some kind of cunning plan to make our mornings as tame and banal as possible. His quest for sunrise-shittery now has him front and […]
Breakfast television in present day Britain is an unexciting, uninteresting, and downright depressing slice of non-entertainment. So bland are these early morning shows in the UK, that if it weren’t for the fact that you’d just woken up, they would be a great way of sending you to […]
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