Alex Zane has been fluking his way through television for quite some time now. This 33 Year old ex-E4, ex-T4 twat seems to be suffering from a premature mid life crisis with his faux-hipster clothing and fucked up comb over which resembles a mutant spider-plant (Chlorophytum Cuntcomosum). For […]
Hip-Hop as a genre has completely sold out over the last decade and become a mass advertisement for clothing labels and expensive objects. The majority of rappers these days are constantly, both lyrically and visually, promoting products which are out of reach for so many working class fans. […]
Kanye West: An overrated producer, an average rapper, and a shitty singer. With a face that resembles a chipmunk and who’s early production consisted entirely of pitch-shifting shit which either Alvin, Simon, or Theodore could have voiced. He began his musical career by destroying the memory of classic […]
Kathryn Bigelow was best know for her wannabe thriller “Blue Steal” and her wannabe action-thriller “Point Break” both of which were sub-par films if it wasn’t for the late Ron Silver and the late Patrick Swayze respectively. For the last few years however, she has teamed up with […]
“The Last Stand” is a film which wishes it was made in the 80’s or 90’s; a time when contrived characters and prejudicial stereotyping was accepted. Watching this film in the present day however just goes to show how outdated the classic Action movie template has become. In […]
Comedies for the past ten years have been on a downward spiral due to the blandness of the writers and actors on offer. Gone are the days of laugh-out-loud, thoroughly entertaining comedies like “Trading Places” & “Planes, Trains, And Automobiles”. Instead we have dullness masquerading as funny; which […]
Jason Segel; a walking, talking, and acting example of how plain and unexciting Hollywood has become. An institution so out of original ideas that they now hire the most forgettable and un-charismatic people in existence to act in, or to rehash any of their property. Jason Segel is […]
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