Benedict Cumberbatch is living proof that movie casting has gone completely skew-whiff in recent years. Benedict who is famous for his uppity and over-the-top portrayal of Sherlock, seems completely at home on television; where everybody and everything is distinctly average. Transpose him to film however, and you realise […]
Many things changed after September the 11th 2001, the most obvious thing was the Law. There was the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, there was the creation of the Patriot Act, ideas such as indefinite detention without trial, searching through personal records without a court order, […]
Ariana Grande is one of those preppy, perpetual “youths” churned out by the conveyor-belt at Nickelodeon. After leaving the ghastly ‘Victorious’, she seems to have kept the shrill voice that she sported on the show and dragged it kicking and shrieking into the world of Pop music. But […]
Joan Rivers, a rickety old witch pretending to be a Comedian, reached a new low yesterday when she gave her opinion on the current Gaza conflict. She proceeded to tell the Photographer who asked her about her opinions, that “When you declare war, you declare war” and “They […]
Noel Fielding is a great example of the type of person you will encounter in any Art and Design College throughout the UK. Art Universities across the nation for countless years have been attracting these superficial inductees who feel the need to reinforce their “Artiness” with a false […]
Bill O’Reilly is arguably the most hateful, the most prejudice, and the most talentless host working on television today. With his smarmy yet baffled expression, thinning hair, and wrinkly pale skin; he sits on his Fox News TV Show looking like a maggot in a suit spewing his […]
Breakfast television in present day Britain is an unexciting, uninteresting, and downright depressing slice of non-entertainment. So bland are these early morning shows in the UK, that if it weren’t for the fact that you’d just woken up, they would be a great way of sending you to […]
Ever since “Street Magic” was first broadcast, David Blaine has been contaminating the airwaves with his non-magic and fake endurance acts. With his stoner voice and eyes which stare through people like the creepiest of pervs, Blaine represents everything annoying about magicians all wrapped-up in a hipster tee. […]
An all-round bitch and a complete sellout, Michelle Malkin is a strange conservative creature the likes of which cannot be believed until witnessed first-hand. I first saw this Hanjian (or should I say, Taksil) back in 2001 when Fox News began broadcasting in the UK after 9/11. When […]
Katie Hopkins is an odious right-wing mouthpiece who constantly pops up on television like a hate-filled wack-a-mole; the viewer dying to cave her prejudice head in every time she opens her vile gob. Change the channel and there she is again, on some sofa or on some panel, […]
There is always a point in time when an idea becomes routine and stale. The Comedy Panel Show is a great example of this, and its multiple offspring have now been on our television screens for what seems like aeons. Over the last two decades, the “No Prize, […]
What is the point in the MOBO Awards? What started as a wannabe BET-cum-Source-Award-knockoff has slowly become shittier and shittier over the years. The longer this lame excuse of an award show goes on, the more it seems to sell-out. I mean having Jessie J, Ed Sheeran, and […]
MTV is lame; plain and simple. It has always tried to give an impression of being “cool” and “underground”, with its colour-changing logo complete with a spray-painted graffiti-style “TV” against a solid-looking “M”. In reality MTV is far from cool. From the minute they played the mundane “Video […]
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