Both credible music and credible sub-culture has been quietly hi-jacked and replaced by forgeries over the last twenty years or so. Case in point; Chris Brown, who looks like the result of the four members of Color Me Badd somehow procreating with each other, and whose vocals pretty […]
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Many things changed after September the 11th 2001, the most obvious thing was the Law. There was the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, there was the creation of the Patriot Act, ideas such as indefinite detention without trial, searching through personal records without a court order, […]
Ariana Grande is one of those preppy, perpetual “youths” churned out by the conveyor-belt at Nickelodeon. After leaving the ghastly ‘Victorious’, she seems to have kept the shrill voice that she sported on the show and dragged it kicking and shrieking into the world of Pop music. But […]
Joan Rivers, a rickety old witch pretending to be a Comedian, reached a new low yesterday when she gave her opinion on the current Gaza conflict. She proceeded to tell the Photographer who asked her about her opinions, that “When you declare war, you declare war” and “They […]
Noel Fielding is a great example of the type of person you will encounter in any Art and Design College throughout the UK. Art Universities across the nation for countless years have been attracting these superficial inductees who feel the need to reinforce their “Artiness” with a false […]
Bill O’Reilly is arguably the most hateful, the most prejudice, and the most talentless host working on television today. With his smarmy yet baffled expression, thinning hair, and wrinkly pale skin; he sits on his Fox News TV Show looking like a maggot in a suit spewing his […]
It’s strange to think that back in the mid-nineties Michael Bay was a credible up-and-coming Action Director who made three enjoyable films back-to-back. Between 1995 and 1998, he Directed ‘Bad Boys’, ‘The Rock’, and ‘Armageddon’ all of which perfectly romanticised 20th Century Americana. In those days, seeing Bay’s […]
It has become very easy to dismiss unconventional or non-mainstream opinions, especially in the last two decades. It is now a common practice to chastise and bully any purveyor of unorthodox opinion whether it be a celebrity criticiser or a conspiracy theorist, and if you find yourself in […]
Anybody who remembers the hype that surrounded Canibus in the late nineties remembers that almost everyone was on his side during the beef he had with LL Cool J. But like some kind of Hip-Hop train wreck, over the years that followed, he completely destroyed any credibility and […]
With the majority of the singles having already been released during the last few months, it isn’t hard to piece 50 Cent’s upcoming album together. And whether he decides to add an extra track here or there, or toys with idea of re-arranging the tracklist; “Animal Ambition” will […]
When I think back to the early nineties, it seemed that everybody hated authority. We disliked the Government, we despised the Police, and we wished the Royal Family would just piss off. It’s strange, but after more than a decade of corrupt press, some calculated PR, and years […]
Breakfast television in present day Britain is an unexciting, uninteresting, and downright depressing slice of non-entertainment. So bland are these early morning shows in the UK, that if it weren’t for the fact that you’d just woken up, they would be a great way of sending you to […]
Future represents everything wrong with contemporary Hip-Hop; he has a deliberately slow-moving flow and his songs always feature club and chart focussed choruses complete with dumbed-down lyrics. In fact his music is so bad, that if you listen to any of his horrendous tracks, each with their […]