If Kristen Wiig is the face of contemporary comedy, then what a bland face it is. Kristen is one of the most dullest, most mediocre comedians working today, and her style which is a mixture of timid and tedious lacks any kind of star quality.
American comedians rise to fame in waves, and Wiig was part of a noughties influx of mediocrity that consumed televisual and filmic comedy once the likes of Adam Sandler began to teeter out. With the show Saturday Night Live acting like a conveyor belt, churning out comedians and spitting them out onto the world of film, someone needed to focus on quality control during the nineties and noughties, because what was sold to the masses as “funny” during that period was anything but. Thanks to SNL, mainstream American comedy on both television and cinema has suffered greatly over the last two decades and it has yet to recover.
Saturday Night Live has sucked for a while now, and for the last several years there have been many people online complaining about the declining quality of the show. SNL was always a little overrated but during the seventies and eighties with the likes of Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy being part of the cast, the people involved were by and large talented and the show was at least watchable. But as more of the cast began to transition to film, Saturday Night Live began to attract the type of people who weren’t concerned with honing their comic ability, they just wanted a free pass to Hollywood.
Since the entertainment business is filled with doormats and yes-men, Tinseltown Execs have been willing to make stars out of even the blandest SNL graduates. Sometime during the nineties with the likes of Adam Sandler and Chris Farley strangely being allowed to make movies, both the show and mainstream Hollywood began to hire the worst comedians around. With crappy comics like Jimmy Fallon, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Sarah Silverman, and more to the point Kristen Wiig becoming part of the cast, not only did Saturday Night Live become lame, but this lacklustre hiring affected both film and televisual comedy.
Kristen Wiig represents everything that is wrong with not only Saturday Night Live but also contemporary comedy; she lacks personality, she lacks individuality, and her performances are weak, and yet somehow this monotonous moron makes money from allegedly making people laugh. Her fans must be easily pleased.
This is a playlist of SNL sketches featuring Kristen Wiig, and pretty much all of them are shite. The first Satellite Delay sketch plagiarises the Two Ronnies’ Mastermind sketch but it possesses none of the flair or charm of the original. The rest, well, they’re typical of the unoriginal bullshit that plagues the show, and Wiig (and the rest of the crappy bunch for that matter) never once manage to entertain.
One thing that Kristen Wiig seems to be particularly bad at is impersonations, and although she changes her voice on Saturday Night Live to play various “famous” people, on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon she doesn’t even bother to do that. Playing JoJo Fletcher from The Bachelorette, Kristen dons an amazing costume to accurately play the reality star (watch the playlist below). Now I understand that a bad costume and a purposely amateur portrayal can be funny in itself, and not knowing the celeb you’re playing can result in even more hilarity, but this isn’t the case with Kristen. With Wiig giggling at her own failed improv, sitting there dumbfounded (and next to Jimmy Fallon that takes some doing) the whole thing reeks of ineptness.
When it comes to her film roles, Kristen Wiig is, if anything, worse. Aside from a few hair and costume changes, Wiig basically plays the same “character” in every single thing she appears. Watch her playing the Surgeon in the morose-as-shite Ghost Town and tell me the difference between that character and Dr. Pat on The Joe Schmo Show. Whether she’s playing Annie Montrose in the overrated The Martian, playing Annie Walker in the massively overrated Bridesmaids, or Erin Gilbert in the Ghostbusters reboot, can anybody in the audience tell the difference? Ooh look she’s brunette, ooh look now she’s blonde, now her hair’s short, now it’s long… wow what range! But regardless of her hair colour and style; her face, her expressions, her mannerisms, and her acting is exactly the frigging same in every single film. The only time she’s ever played someone other than herself is in Zoolander 2, so that’s exactly one character in almost forty films that looks and sounds like someone other than typical Kristen. My oh my, what talent she possesses.
Kristen Wigg is the most uninteresting comedian around today and her so-called comedy is so tame, spiritless, and flat that it barely registers on screen. Now normally I would conclude an article with a derogatory sentence or two about the person’s looks – something along the lines of “she looks like a rake impersonating Elizabeth Olsen”. But when it comes to Kristen, her looks are so forgettable and plain that even the most gifted writer couldn’t describe her facial features in a witty way. Her face is so bland in fact, that it was almost impossible to caricature. I guess in some way that’s kind of apt, since a caricature which is supposed to be exaggerated and amusing, when it comes to Kristen Wiig it isn’t funny in the slightest.
The Wig May Change, But Wiig Stays The Same.