One completely unexpected outcome of the Brexit vote was the strange and unfathomable reaction to the result itself. June 24th 2016 aside from marking the date that Britain left a corrupt, money-grabbing federal state, was also the day that I finally realised how fake the majority of people who claim to be left-wing and right-wing really are, so it’s time for another rant.
A few hours after the news broke that morning and the value of the pound dropped, the apparent left were pissing and moaning like a bunch of whiny pricks, but who couldn’t predict that the value of the pound would fall and that the stocks would tumble? Maybe if these prats took notice to any other day of trading, they’d realise that this event was nothing out of the ordinary. Any hint of a change, both corporations and rich twats panic; they like consistency, they like profits, and they don’t care who they hurt while they’re making it, so stocks and shares vary all the time. People were tweeting the most idiotic garbage about how the pound has never been so low since 1985, but they failed to recognise that in 1985 we were also part of the European Union, so how could this be a “low value because of leaving” if it’s been at this rate both in and out of the EU? There was also talk of another recession, but again these same nitwits failed to take into account the four other recessions this country has had whilst we’ve been part of the EU. I guess everything wrong that occurs is the fault of Britain alone but everything that goes right is thanks to the good ol’ European Union. What a bunch of twats.
It was pretty telling that after a few pence was wiped off the value of the pound, a huge proportion of the left instantly started bitching about how leaving was the wrong decision, as usual the majority made all left-wingers look like halfwits. Since these people were predominately “young” they also made their entire generation look like fools in the process, the masses that day made every millenial especially every left-leaning millenial look like cry babies. “Oh no, what have we done!?” The right fucking thing you closed-minded, switch-siding tit! I guess this was the same generation who were given prizes at school for simply taking part rather than for winning, not to rag on the entire generation but you real lefties have to fight against those your age who are making the rest of you look like a bunch of spoilt cunts. These people are doing to you what every Russell Brand-type person did to the previous generation – they’re making it seem like you’re all uninformed fakes talking shite, for god-sake call them out on it.
If you fake-lefties want instant gratification then go and wank yourself off, ’cause in the real world nothing beneficial happens instantly. If we voted to remain and the stocks went up, would you be so blinkered with that short-term result that you’d interpret that as good for our country? If your answer is yes, then you’re the biggest fucking moron online right now.
The main thing that annoys me about people who claim to be felt-wing is that their opinions are very much a falsity, a façade. They claim to care about democracy, equal rights, workers’ rights, and yet they approve of the EU which has unelected officials and Presidents. These faux-lefties claim to be for the working and middle-classes but they want to support a campaign that was funded by the richest corporations and the wealthiest upper-class pricks. I guess you want to cause a sham riot every May Day but you cower in the corner when any real anti-capitalist shit comes up. How can someone who is “for the people” be on the same side as Goldman Sachs, Richard Branson, George Osborne, Lord frigging Sugar, and Tony pissing Blair?
The type of idiot who sees a blip of a problem and then has the most reactionary fit is the dumbest, most erratic person of all, and if you looked online on June 24th most of the panicking prats were claiming to be from the left. So you all apparently hate the decision that Britain is leaving the European Union because it’s affecting you personally right now? You know how shallow and selfish that sounds? I guess as long as you can go on some booze and pussy-chasing holiday to Magaluf without a passport you’re fine with being part of the most clandestinely undemocratic federal state in history. You people are utterly despicable, you are in no way left-wing.
I’m old-school left, when left-wing meant something, being left-wing is not just some fake dress you drape yourself in whilst you’re in Uni, going backpacking or whilst you’re attending some shite festival. I’ve seen your types before, you’re oh so liberal while you’re “studying” but you’re quick to become a sheep like everybody else once you get married and squeeze out a couple of sprogs and get a mortgage. Being left-wing is supposed to be in your very core, it’s not just a badge you wear to fit into your factory-line, middle-class clique of so-called friends while you’re “young”. Fuck you and your bullshit costume, dressing like a clichéd hipster and drinking Rainforest Alliance coffee doesn’t make you a liberal in any way shape or form.
A gaggle of fucking idiots who think wearing a Bathing Ape or Supreme sweatshirt and listening to The Underachievers makes them left-wing is an outright joke. You think you’re liberal simply ’cause you own a yoga mat and can point to your fucking chakras on a rattan screen-printed chart? You wouldn’t know Eastern Philosophy and Eastern Religion if you were being astral projected towards it. All of you contradictory pricks give a bad name to the real left, the left that couldn’t give a short-term fuck what happens to the economy for a few years, it’s about the bigger picture. Under the EU Britain has got to the point where you can only rent not buy a house, most people can’t get a high-paying job after wasting money on a debt-making degree, welfare’s being cut because of austerity, disabled people are committing suicide because ATOS are taking away their benefits, and industries like fishing and farming have been decimated, but no, everything’s fine because all that’s the fault of our current government, not the EU… get a fucking clue!
You people claim to care so much about people’s rights but you’re fine with buying a tie-dyed top sewn in a sweatshop in Asia or tweet fake-liberal bullshit on a smartphone built from slave labour. You think democracy is protected by the EU but you want a second referendum because you didn’t agree with the result? Can you not see the frigging irony?
Following the Brexit vote, social media was filled with condescending tweets from the fake-left implying that any genuine left-wing voter who chose to leave was somehow wrong, either that or that all the leave voters were prejudice. Let’s not forget that these were the same people who were mocking David Cameron and George Osborne about being rich Etonian bastards who screwed the poor only a month before. But since both of these Bullingdon buddies supported the remain campaign, these online fakers were quick to defend them and even tweeted their support of that egg-faced, alleged pig-poker when he was resigning. What a bunch of sell-outs.
Remember that we’re all slaves for the rich and powerful, and that includes you too. Stocks and shares only effect the super-rich, we never really had any power or any real money for any of this shit to matter. It’s pretty crap where I live and it has been for years, a little dip in the economy today doesn’t matter any more than the last financial crisis we had. I don’t agree with sexual stereotyping but man the fuck up and deal with the short-term fall for the greater good. Remember that empire and rulership is a game of chess and the people you’re playing against are thinking ten or fifteen moves ahead, so at least try to figure out a few moves rather than what your valueless pawn is doing today – get your literal game up.
I guess all these fake left-wing people were always the same. They were so easily led that their counterparts across the pond thought voting for Obama was going to make America better for African Americans. Those slogans “Yes We Can” and “Change We Can Believe In” was bait for naïve liberals, flash forward a few years and Police brutality is on the rise, the Ku Klux and the far-right are on the rise, and black people are getting brutalised by racist cops more than ever. How could this happen under a black President? Because whether you’re left or right you’re all suckers for rhetoric and quick fixes. You follow the script like a bunch of sheep but you never think long-term. The face at the front only disguises the evil going on behind, you were so quick to vote for a black man that you never considered whether he was just as corrupt as the white one. For all your so-called liberalism, that was the most racist choice you could have made.
Even to this day the faux-left conform to the stereotyped script… Look! There’s been a terrorist attack – let’s support a racist foreign policy and more war. Look! There’s been another shooting – let’s take guns away from all the innocent people who have never committed a crime. A real lefty would want to keep guns in America, as long as the Police and the Military are armed so should the people, read the constitution lately? These people claim to be left-wing but conform to every anti-left proposal every time the media says so, all of you are a disgrace to the real left. Fuck demonising gun ownership, if I was living in America I’d move to a state like Texas and arm myself to the teeth, see if the Police want to fuck with someone who is armed with more than just a pack of cigarettes. All of you anti-gun lefties need to get a clue, you think giving up your guns is going to make you safer under a corrupt government? And if you’re an oppressed minority living in a country that allows its power-mad Police to carry weapons, you think you’ll be safer without yours? Ever heard of the Black Panthers, sellout?
It looks like the Malcolm X quote “If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing” is now truer than ever. These left-fakers may be quick to post this quote to Instagram on Malcolm X’s birthday but have they ever taken the time to read the fucking sentence? It applies to all the dumb shit they’re doing today.
So that’s the fake-left, but while I’m at it, the fake-right are also a bunch of idiots. When it came to Brexit, all the faux-right dicks were voting “leave” solely because of immigration. Forget protecting British industry, democracy, and sovereignty, they just wanted to get the coloureds out like a bunch of bigoted pricks. So to the fake-right I have to say – all of your leaders and all of your contrived choices are also corrupt and idiotic, and your wrinkly generation who grew up on The Smiths and The Sex Pistols are now pro-establishment, Royalist xenophobes? That makes you lot sellouts too. In Britain you support UKIP ’cause you think “our country is being overrun”? But you’re so racist that every time you say “our” you mean “white” like a person of colour can’t be British. In the US you dumb fucks want to vote for a rich imbecile who can’t tell the difference between a religion and a race. Grouping Muslims together as though they’re all “foreigners” even though there could be a white Muslim from America standing right next to that straw-haired cunt while he speaks his venomous nonsense, it just goes to show the level of confused racism in both the UK and USA.
All of you on the fake-right are fine with a hate-filled prick being in charge of the United States as long as it benefits your own demographic? You lot make me sick too. You want to build a wall to a county in which the race that resides there lived in North America before your Caucasoid arse sailed over, and if any minority speaks out against America’s prejudice you’re quick to say “why don’t you leave?” like it’s somehow your country. America isn’t rightfully yours just ’cause you raped and pillaged it, sticking your flag in something doesn’t make it yours, you had to systematically slaughter the natives and build up your fake-Republic with free labour. The country that lays before your racist eyes belongs to everybody who lives there; black, brown, yellow, white, Christian, Jewish, Sikh, Muslim, Buddhist, and Satanist. All men are created equal, ever read your own Declaration Of Independence?
You punk-mother-fucking, flag-waving, xenophobic, pick-up truck driving, drag-car racing, deer-hunting, camouflage-wearing hicks are just as bad for the right as the fake-lefties are to the left. The right are supposed to be anti-government, yes you’re supposed to be pro-gun but not ’cause you’re scarred of the blacks and Hispanics who live four blocks down from you. You’re not supposed to automatically elect a leader just ’cause they’re old, white, and male, and you’re definitely not supposed to kiss someone’s ass just ’cause they’re rich. As far as I remember trickle-down economics never made it down to the trailer park, so what makes you think a billionaire from New York is going to “Make America Great Again” around your way? You people aren’t living in middle America, you must be living in cloud cuckoo land.
Back when I first opened my Twitter account I used to block right-wing followers but then I began to take a closer look at the left and saw that their accounts were filled with similar nonsensical shite. So now I leave people to follow me regardless of who they purport to be, go ahead read my articles, all of you might learn something.
Both sides of this political divide love to play the part of their given stereotype, but whether these fakes claim to be right or left only the real individuals on either side stick up for what’s right, and money, race, sex, religion, and sexual preference never comes into it. The only people who’ll be offended by this piece are the fake-left and the fake-right, the real liberals and the real conservatives aren’t dumb enough to fall prey to polarisation and they never chose the wrong option just for the sake of popularity, conformity, or a quick-fix.
It’s quite strange that at one point the right were essentially “help yourself” and the left were essentially “help each other”, but somewhere along the line this became some racist bullies versus some spineless wimps. I have no idea when this happened but regardless of the ruination of each political view, right or left, why are you bickering with each other? As a human being don’t you both want freedom?
Getting Nowhere, Going Nowhere.