Donald Trump until recently, was known simply as that real estate twit with a bird’s nest on his noggin that made Alex Zane‘s hairdo look normal by comparison. This billionaire with a la-di-da upbringing, nepotistically followed in the footsteps of his real estate developer father, and during the latter half of the twentieth century became known for building eyesores in various metropolises. This one time Miss Universe and Miss USA owner, was also host of The Apprentice proving that only self-absorbed pricks host that show regardless which country it’s made in. Having triumphed in the reality TV, giant Lego set, and women-ogling sectors, this University of Pennsylvania graduate, wrestling fan, and an all-round twat now wants to acquire the most important title in every rich-prick’s medal case; the presidency.

It’s weird that even though certain candidates like Joe Biden are labelled “too old” to be President, nobody says the same thing about Mr. Trump. For someone who looks like Leatherface with a tumbleweed glued to his head, it’s pretty obvious he’s nearly 70 years old (that’s only three years younger than Biden). That comb-over isn’t fooling anyone except the mainstream news media (for the record I don’t approve of Biden either). Speaking of the mainstream media, Donald Trump despite being an obvious walking sideshow distraction, garners masses of press coverage. If you watch television, read online magazines, or scroll through social media, you’ll be confronted with an incessant deluge of bullshit surrounding his latest non-antics. He is mentioned almost constantly on the 24 hour news channels despite this imbecile talking out of his arse on most occasions (although with that face who can tell whether it’s words or flatus coming out of that wizened, pinched hole he calls a mouth).

Turn on any news channel and you can catch Trump bringing up the issue of immigration almost non-stop. You can witness him spewing utter venom about how he’d put an end to birthright citizenship and deport all parents of “anchor babies”. You’ll hear him promising to halt the influx of “criminals” and “rapists” from across the border by building a huge wall (which all megalomaniacal overlords seem to build since they can’t afford a Death Star). So if you vote for Trump in 2016 he’ll pretty much deport everybody with an accent; painfully ironic since his mother was a Scottish immigrant, his paternal grandparents were German immigrants, his wife Melania Trump is a Slovenian immigrant and even his ex-wife Ivana Trump is a Czech immigrant. I guess his mother and his crusty harem are all exempt from his anti-immigration and anti-citizenship crusade but everybody else has to bend to his hypocritical plans… pot calling the kettle black anyone? (Although he’d probably resent being likened to anything black including inanimate objects).

Donald Trump has gone from being a Republican, part of the Reform Party, a Democrat, an Independent, and now back to being a Republican again. This flip-flopping makes him one of the most untrustworthy candidates in recent times, spewing hatred possibly because this kind of spiel is popular with the types of voters who salute the star spangled banner before they watch The O’Reilly Factor, the type of voters who stock-pile ammunition for an imaginary race war where Latin immigrants, African American gangsters, and Arab terrorists all join forces to destroy their white-picket-fenced, abode-cum-air-raid-shelter. Hey, if there’s an unrepresented demographic out there, you can bet your balloting-ass they’ll be a politician trying to bag their vote, and Trump has this section of society covered.

In recent years, every frigging politician whether they’re left or right, seem to be peddling the idea that they “hate political rhetoric” and “despise politicians” probably because they finally realised the majority of the public feel this way. Although these lines have now become their own twisted political hyperboles, Trump (a white billionaire heterosexual approaching his seventies) is hardly the antithesis of the western governmental stereotype, so God knows why the working and lower-middle-classes are falling for his populist garbage. I’m the type of person who thinks voting and elections are corrupt and futile anyway; they tell you what you want to hear, then they do the exact opposite once elected as the blinkered masses wait for the next four years in a never-ending loop of fuckery. If however, the elections aren’t rigged like I and many suspect, Donald Trump would be the gravest, most dangerous, and most horrific leader in U.S. history. If he becomes President of The United States it’ll be like electing Greg Stillson from The Dead Zone… America will be completely and utterly fucked.

On a side note, for someone so staunchly against immigration, when taking into account that he resides in a country belonging to the Native Americans, I’d love to know when Trump himself is planning to fuck off. Although which place would take a wrinkly old cunt with an up-himself personality complete with a spun sugar hairdo… Hades, perhaps?

Trumped.