Nepotism is an increasing problem in contemporary society, especially in the world of showbiz. Take a look at the celebrities of today, and you will notice that the vast majority of them are offspring of rich and powerful celebs of yesteryear. My problem with this corruption, is the fact that most (if not all) of these silver-spoon suckers are quite obviously the least qualified people for the “job” they’ve muscled into. None more so than Georgia May Jagger, a so-called fashion model with a fame-littered family tree and a face like an Easter Island statue.
Georgia May Jagger is the result of a lip-filled carnal catastrophe between Rolling Stone front-man Mick Jagger and model Jerry Hall. Jerry Hall was quite attractive back in the day, but Mick Jagger though gifted at music, has always possessed a wrinkled and lopsided, almost caricatured face. And that’s where Georgia May’s problems began; when this over-privileged brat first uttered the words “can I be a model like mummy?”, I guess nobody had the chutzpah to say “no you can’t sweetie, because you’ve got your father’s looks”.
This isn’t the first time that one of Mick Jagger’s kids has intruded into modelling; his daughter Jade Sheena Jezebel Jagger (daughter of model Bianca Jagger) dabbled in the profession in spite of her pudgy, dull looks. Then Elizabeth Scarlett Jagger (the other daughter of Jerry Hall) fannied about modelling for the likes of Tommy Hilfiger looking like some saluki-human cross-breed, and now we have Georgia May Jagger following in both their foul footsteps.
Only in a world where nepotism is preferred over a meritocracy, would this trio of entitled tits be considered models. Despite Georgia May Jagger being more Moai Moai than Miu Miu, her farcical facial features don’t seem to hinder her modelling for some major fashion companies such as Versace and Vivienne Westwood. These days you can find her twatting about in cosmetic ads for Rimmel, strutting around and smiling with a mouthful of jagged teeth like some kind of catwalk chainsaw. Her ivories alone are downright laughable especially in the world of “beauty”, and despite her crooked, chewed-up chompers contributing to the stereotype of British people, this socialite never seems to visit a non-NHS Cosmetic Dentist to get them corrected. Hey, we wouldn’t want her monstrous… I mean memorable features removed; God-forbid the public look elsewhere for examples of genuine beauty.
Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger is quite obviously unattractive for a fashion model, she’s not weirdly unattractive either (since looking “weird” sometimes qualifies people for modelling) instead she’s just some average-looking woman who resembles an Austin Powers Impersonator with a mild case of Craniodiaphyseal Dysplasia. Let’s face it, if she wasn’t related to Mick fucking Jagger and Jerry frigging Hall, she wouldn’t even be allowed to model a welding helmet.
Georgia May Not.