Joan Rivers, a rickety old witch pretending to be a Comedian, reached a new low yesterday when she gave her opinion on the current Gaza conflict. She proceeded to tell the Photographer who asked her about her opinions, that “When you declare war, you declare war” and “They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead. You deserve to be dead. You started it. You started it. Don’t you dare make me feel sad about that.”

With Israel’s public image waning, it didn’t help matters once this decrepit bat added her vile, insensitive, and downright offensive comments into an already fucked up mix. I mean, even if you take the stance that Hamas “started” the current conflict, it takes someone who is truly heartless and horridly racist to say that everybody including children “deserve to be killed”. The United Nations estimate that at least 70% of the dead are innocent civilians, and there is also the many maimed and injured Palestinians that Israel’s “Operation Protective Edge” is responsible for. I would love to know how she can say these civilians “started it” when more than two thirds of the dead aren’t even members of Hamas. And only a cold-hearted bitch could say slaughtering masses of these innocent people “deserve it”.

Joan went on to say “They [Hamas] were re-elected by a lot of stupid people who don’t even own a pencil.” and “You were told to get out, you don’t get out, then you know you’re an idiot, and at least the ones that were killed were the ones with very low IQ’s”. How the Palestinian people are supposed to “leave” when they’re surrounded on all sides by a bunch of oppressive overlords who have slowly taken their land, is anybody’s guess; and something which isn’t even considered by this right-wing Islamophobic cadaver.

What is especially ridiculous about this situation however, is that although every famous fucker on the planet is scrutinised by the mainstream media, and where any anti-Semitic remark will have a celebrity lambasted and derided, their career destroyed; in a worldwide tidal wave of hypocrisy, if a Jewish celeb says something racist (and technically also anti-Semitic) they are given a Free-Pass to prejudice. If similar comments were spoken about Israel by a gentile, that goy would be packing up their shit faster than they could say “War Crimes”, but even after yesterday’s racist diatribe, shows like E!’s Fashion Police, with its sycophantic gaggle of arse-licking cunts, won’t ask her to apologise, E! Entertainment won’t fire her, hell she won’t even be slightly criticised. So fuck her and the Joan Rangers.

And this isn’t the first time Joan Rivers has said something racist. When talking about Justin Beiber’s fashion sense, Rivers once said “Someone needs to sit him down and say you are not a big black thug”. Then there was the time when she referred to Michelle Obama as “Blackie O” in a stand-up routine. The fact is that Joan has always been a prejudice Comedian, but weirdly for someone who loves racial stereotyping, you would think that she’d be better at stand-up; given that she is a New York Jew. But alas Rivers with her contrived punchlines and tendency to follow every one of them with an “errr” as though her schizo personality wanted to interrupt all her shit jokes; she has remained popular thanks to the media’s double-standards on prejudice.

Joan Rivers is not only horridly racist and horridly unfunny, she is also horrid to look at. Like Roald Dahl’s The Twits, Rivers’ face shows all the years of hatred that she has harboured in her wizened heart, her lips now the shape of an old nag’s vagina and who’s mascara seems to be applied by a blind retarded Zionist. Ms. Joan’s ugly mug is the first time I’ve ever seen wrinkles have their own wrinkles, and all the botox and virgin’s blood in the world couldn’t fix that G-d awful catastrophe she calls a face. With her roots showing (and I don’t mean her Russian-Jewish roots) her hair looks like the scalped pate of Zsa Zsa Gabor nailed to a refuse sack stretched over the corpse of a clown. After multiple cosmetic surgeries, even the talents of a Jewish Surgeon couldn’t fix the topography of her face, the parameter of which has moved more times than the Israeli borders themselves. Joan Alexandra Molinsky was a dog in the sixties and after countless nips and tucks; she is an old dog in the teenies. But now we know she’s just as ugly on the inside.

Rivers Of Blood.