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What Went Wrong With… And What Is Wrong With… Prince Harry?

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Whether you agree with Monarchy or not, it is almost impossible to respect the idea of superiority when the Royals themselves are under-achieving imbeciles. In Britain, the Queen and Prince Philip have no qualifications whatsoever (whether academic or monarchical) and yet they reign over a nation in which around 90% of its citizens leave school with qualifications.

When it comes to Prince Harry, this ginger moron has the worst grades of his generation. With a meagre two A-Levels and no Degree, Harry (whose real name is Henry Charles Albert David) would probably find it challenging to write down his full name without a little help. Indeed, according to Eton tutor Sarah Forsyth (who claimed unfair dismissal from Eton) Harry cheated at his A-Level Art coursework by receiving “help” from another teacher.

These Royal halfwits, who fancy themselves a cut above the rest, could not function if it were not for the help they receive from “commoners”. Present-day duties may not be as demeaning as the role of “Groom Of The Stool”, however almost everything they do requires some kind of help. Constant help from others seems to be a theme for Harry in particular, who parades about in camouflage and military decorations to a sycophantic Press; when all the while he is heavily protected every time he “serves” in the Army.

Harry is sold to the public as a “charming”, “handsome”, “war hero” by the media, who of late have become a worldwide Royalist cartel. In reality he is far from charming, he is unattractive if not downright repulsive, and his so-called medals are in reality; three superficial Honorary appointments, and a solitary “Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan” given to him by his Grandmother.

It is suspicious that, with or without the alleged cheating, Harry achieved only a grade “B” in his A-Level Art and a grade “D” in A-Level Geography; conveniently the bare minimum qualifications needed to enroll into the Royal Military Academy at Sandhurst. To barely scrape through into your own Family’s Army is downright laughable, and yet this Prince who went from being Second-Lieutenant in 2006 to Captain in 2011, is treated more like a Major, Colonel, or even Brigadier by the literal boot-licking media.

The British and slowly the entire World is slowly being fed lies about this twerp and his inbred family. Mainstream News has created a public image for Harry which includes Soldier, Humanitarian, and even Philanthropist, when in reality these attributes are merely a façade which conveniently mask his true moronic escapades.

In the real world, this Hooray Henry is a dim-witted racist tin-soldier who is extremely poor at public speaking. Take a look at any event in which he is given the role of orator; you will note that he repeatedly looks down at his pre-written speech like the average A-Level student he is, constantly emphasizing the last word as the tiny blue-blooded cogs turn in his almost balding head; his doltish brain trying to figure out what he has just read out to a hand-picked subservient audience. With their surroundings constantly controlled, the Royal Family are unaware of the sheer hatred felt by most of Britain if not most of the world. They wander about in a bubble which keeps protesters and critics away from them. This bubble is aided by the mainstream media, who instead of reporting the truth; seem happy in grovelling to descendants of beheaders and tyrants, and who are content in bending the truth to favour these lizard-esque scum.

When it comes to Harry, it seems that the corrupt media have to work overtime to cover-up the colossal trail left by his cretinous and asinine affairs. When this pasty-faced twat pranced about in a Nazi costume a while back, all the News corporations at the time, failed to acknowledge how egregious this event really was. The very idea of a selectively-bred descendant to a Germanic interbreeding dynasty dressed in a Nazi uniform seems to be in very poor taste, not to mention thick with irony, almost as thick as Harry himself; and yet the broadsheets spun this as “playful ignorance from an innocent young lad”.

Then we had the time when Harry met with Stephen K. Amos, a British black gay stand-up comedian, to whom he allegedly said that he did not “sound like a black chap”. The media again hushed this event, even though it probably facilitated (and eventually led to) this racist twat in thinking it was okay to call a fellow Cadet “our little Paki friend” a year later. A person serving in the British Army which itself includes soldiers of varying creeds and cultures, not to mention sexual orientation, and whose service includes people from post-Colonial countries; should not be subjected to this squinty-faced cunt deriding them. If a regular Soldier called his fellow British-Asian servicemen “Paki’s” and “Ragheads” and made jokes about “Queers” as this so-called charming Prince did; he or she would be subject to disciplinary action or at the very least some aggressive chiding, but when it comes to this over-privileged buffoon; being blatantly racist and homophobic is seen as “harmless fun”.

In recent years, the Press have worked tirelessly to show this dickhead as a respectable Prince and even as “one of the people” by setting up various public events in his otherwise pointless ginger life. The media over the last few years have setup numerous “stories” in which he meets with minority celebrities like Usain Bolt (to cover-up and appease the racism) or to pose for photo-ops with Veterans as he did at Walter Reed Army Medical Center (once again dressed in Army regalia to reinforce the ideas of heroism and elitism). The media also used his lame-freckled-arse Las Vegas holiday in building his “bad boy” image conveniently just before he went to kill the Taliban in Afghanistan (in truth innocent civilians). Safe to say that everything reported about this horrid and odious pompous moron is a lie.

Prince Harry or Henry, whatever the fuck his name or Title… he is a thick, racist, murderer.

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15 replies »

  1. Fuck the Royals. It amazes me though, they will use Harry to dish out the dirt, but they never say a word against the golden boy (William). If one does their homework on this family they see that it’s a twisting evil vortex of inbred morons that like to rule. It makes me sick the U.S. and U.K. actually worship these people, yes over here they act like it’s great “our country would be better if we had a monarch!” people actually say this in America, and by the looks of it their dream has come true since the government has become so out of control over here.

    • Yeah, I totally agree with both your points. They keep all the dirt away from William as he will eventually be King (and therefore needs to be respected) and Harry is portrayed as the down-to-earth everyman. The media did the same thing with Charles and his brothers and the same to every Monarch and their siblings previously. In reality, they’re all probably prejudice arseholes. The Government now (and probably since it’s inception) has also become a hidden oligarchy with fake leaders who are all related (in someway or another) being placed in charge with a fake opponent and a false election campaign. The whole system we live in and the powers we live under are rigged.

  2. If Harry’s so dimwitted, how did he become a fully qualified helicopter pilot? He may have cheated his way through academia, but there’s absolutely no way he could be a co-pilot without having studied his aircraft and learned to fly proficiently. He mustn’t be that terrible at learning considering he’s an Apache pilot. Last time I checked, the training for that was quite rigid. Cheating on a test is and never will be the same as commanding an aircraft that could potentially kill other soldiers.

    • Firstly, I’d like to point out that training anybody in anything is achievable by the age-old maxim of repetition, repetition, repetition. Training for several hours in a simulator and then logging 150 hours until your instructor is “confident” with you, is pretty much a glorified vehicle training programme. Prince Harry himself equated helicopter training to a “Playstation” game, which shows the level of skill required for a pass. Also, if Harry needed extra lessons or extra help, I’m sure they would not have denied him; he is after all a Prince. On a separate note, I think it’s completely naive to think corruption is not rife in every sector of life, as well as every sector of business, especially when the British Military is ultimately controlled by the British Royal Family. It’s like the son or grandson of a CEO becoming a Director of a company without any real qualification (other than DNA). Also and very conveniently COBHAM (Aerospace & Defence) bought the other half of FBH (Heliservices) just after Harry’s training, so the whole thing was not only good PR; it was also good for business. Sub-par genes or sub-par intelligence aside, the fact that most of the media is usually brown-nosing the Monarchs and the Royal Family; my site is just here to let the establishment know that not everybody agrees with their hidden-Dictatorship rule. This article is ultimately here to chip away at fake hierarchical elitism, and the Royal Family and Prince Harry represent this in spades. Looking at your blog, I realise how futile it is for me to try to convince you; you are very much stuck in your ways. You are still entitled to your opinion, and in any case; thank you for your reply.

    • WTF: AFTER READING AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS CUNT BEING RACIST, SOME STUPID FUCKS ARE ARGUING OVER THE EXAM CHEATING & AIRCRAFT TRAINING BIT?!?!

      I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FORGET THAT HE IS AN UPPERCLASS TIT. I AGREE THAT THE MEDIA IS WORKING HARD TO BRAINWASH THE PEOPLE.

      WORKINGCLASS PEOPLE WATCH THE STATE CONTROLLED TV AND READ THE STATE CONTROLLED PAPERS AND KEEP ACTIN LIKE HE’S ONE OF US.

      HE IS NOT ONE OF THE PEOPLE.

      HARRY IS A FUCKING PR EXERCISE FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY. THEY ARE PLAYING THE LONG GAME—>HATE CHARLES/LOVE DIANA/KILL DIANA/LOVE HER SONS/GET US ON SIDE LIKE A BUNCH OF SHEEP SO THEY CAN RULE WITHOUT QUESTION<

      TIME FOR A FUCKING REVOLUTION.

  3. Paki is technically not an insult in the Pakistani language. It means pure in their culture. Yet I agree with almost all of what you said. This guy thinks it’s cool to wear a Third Reich outfit. UK is in poor hands cuz of this. Your country doesn’t deserve him. F what he thinks. Also, can u do a Putin article. Vladimir Putin is an imperialist that is anti- feminist. He’s working to bring a Soviet style order to eastern Europe. Thanks.

    • Whatever the prefix “Paki” means in Pakistani (I’ll take your word for that) when the word is used by white people in the UK it’s definitely a racial slur, and that racist prick Prince Harry knows it…

      The fact that the word is sometimes combined with a swastika is also telling (although that’s technically a Hindu/Buddhist symbol representing auspiciousness). The swastika is inverted and the word is now perverted in British culture, so the same “Prince” who dresses in a Nazi costume and says the word “Paki” is without a doubt a racist. I mean, you wouldn’t say this crap means “Pure Favourable Out”…

    • Man, I agree with u on that. Harry does not deserve acclaim. Prince is an idiot. I believe that Pakistani immigrants should not be mistreated. Their govt in Pakistan are corrupt and protect lowlifes like Osama bin Laden. Govt also jailed the doctor who helped find this terrorist leader. Both he and Putin do not deserve to be in charge of any European country. You can do a Putin article since you’ll find hundreds of thousands of articles against him. Do what you feel is necessary to report on imperialism’s misdeeds to almost every country. Please reply so I know you saw this. Good luck.

  4. Now he wants all to do national service! This cunt is protected by 100 guards! He has done nothing that is worthy of his “medals”. “I dread to think where I would be without the army”. Living a rich lifestyle with privileges that we ordinary people can dream of having. Fuck off Harry, you racist bitch! I’m glad that the royal family are no longer in power, otherwise we will all be sent to army right now.

    • He’s marrying the woman now so he can’t be racist!!!!!!! 😧😧 😉😉 It’s not like he’s marrying an American to get on their good side post brexit or anything like that (2 birds 1 stone???)

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