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What Went Wrong With… David Guetta & RedOne?

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Pop music is and always will be the result of people who have no taste, no style, and no clue. While innovative sounds and avant-garde styles lay dormant in the underground with all the real talent; yesterdays tried and tested bullshit fills the billboard charts. Turn on any mainstream radio station or music television channel, and all you will hear is wrist-slashingly dire music-by-numbers made by money-hungry devotees to dross.

In contemporary Pop music, there are two main culprits in this scheme to slay style and quest to crucify sound. They are David Guetta & RedOne, and even though they don’t produce together, they have simultaneously sucked the life out of music.

Never since Stock, Aitken, And Waterman has so much same-sounding shitty production filled our airwaves. These two fuck nuggets who probably bought a copy of Fruity Loops some time in the early noughties and then lost the instruction booklet, have yet to create anything other than demo-sounding amateurish trash. Yet with each out-of-date house-esque thump, thump sound; they seem to win another Grammy and with every pseudo-dubstep, über-electronic track; they seem to reach the top position in the charts. It seems everybody and their parents are queuing up to purchase their unimaginative clichéd modern-day disco-fied crap.

To make matters worse, the more music these two sequencer-loving twits sell; the more some backslapping music executive pair them off with fame-hungry flunky whores in an ever increasing production-line of standardized muzak. Just check their production discography online and see the mire of putrid shite they have collectively created.

David Guetta and RedOne; regardless of their number ones, they sound more like number two’s.

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